April 2012
118 posts
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2:22
- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I was holding it together until ‘wiggle’ and then I fucking collapsed.
I was good up until the “wiggle” bit…nope, dead.
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0:28
If you don't know anything about me yet....
- 1: Picture of yourself
- 2: A description of my self-esteem
- 3: My favorite book
- 4: Biggest Turn Offs
- 5: Biggest Turn Ons
- 6: Most famous person you've met
- 7: What I want to be when I'm older
- 8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)
- 9: Relationship status?
- 10: What I did yesterday
- 11: What I'm doing today
- 12: What I'm doing tomorrow
- 13: Most embarrassing moment
- 14: Description of who I like
- 15: Biggest insecurities?
- 16: Something I wish I could change about myself
- 17: I'll love you if...
- 18: Something I'm really good at
- 19: Something I'm really bad at
- 20: What I wish for at 11:11
- 21: A reason I've lied to a friend
- 22: Favorite Movie
- 23: Something that has made you mad recently
- 24: A random fact about yourself
- 25: Question of your choice
- INVADE MY PRIVACY AND DROP ONE OF THESE IN MY INBOX : D Doodle Responses will follow!
Summer is coming, →
goo.gl
I currently look like this:
I just want to look like this:
But I’m always like:
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MY FAVORITE POST IS BACK
NOW I’M DYING ALL OVER AGAIN
Reblog if you do dumb shit when you're supposed to be working.
Crystallize
Lindsey Stirling
Wow, I nearly made a fool out of myself by closing my eyes and listening to this on webcam. This is amazing.
i look like im having an orgasm
I am sexually attracted to this song.
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1:34
How to be classy in three easy steps:
DO IT
this is legit guys…. OH GOD what have I done… this will be me all day… I regret nothing.
omg my reactions summed up in a picture
