bad social habits i have
- mumbling
- not smiling
- trailing off
- crossing my arms
- looking angry even though im not angry
- the fact i cant even socialize
- the fact im me
July 2012
87 posts
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me trying to art
me trying to cosplay
me trying to make friends
me existing
- me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
- me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
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a haiku about pokemon
dear professor oak
i will ride my bike indoors
if i damn well please
there’s a time and place
for everything, but not now
get off the damn bike
Hey “Pokemon Prof”
Your grandson’s now named “Dickface”
Don’t argue with me
Hey, while we’re at it,
Fishing poles aren’t for land use.
Knock that shit off, kid.
I fish where I please
Be it on land or on sea
so stuff it, old man.
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come at me bitches
- 1. anybody on tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
- 2. what color underwear/boxers wearing now?
- 3. what are you listening to right now?
- 4. what's your favorite number?
- 5. what was the last thing you ate?
- 6. if you were a crayon what color would you be?
- 7. how is the weather right now?
- 8. who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
- 9. the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
- 10. do you have a significant other?
- 11. favorite TV show?
- 12. siblings?
- 13. height?
- 14. hair color?
- 15. eye Color?
- 16. do you wear contacts?
- 17. favorite holiday?
- 18. month?
- 19. have you ever cried for no reason?
- 20. what was the last movie you watched?
- 21. favorite day of the year?
- 22. are you too shy to ask someone out?
- 23. can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
- 24. hugs or kisses?
- 25. chocolate or vanilla?
- 26. do you want your friends to respond to this?
- 27. who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
- 28. who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
- 29. what books are you reading?
- 30. piercings?
- 31. favorite movies?
- 32. favorite football team?
- 33. what are you doing right now?
- 34. butter, plain or salted popcorn?
- 37. dogs or cats?
- 38. favorite flower?
- 39. been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
- 40. do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
- 41. have you ever loved someone?
- 42. who would you like to see right now?
- 43. are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
- 44. have you ever fired a gun?
- 45. do you like to travel by plane?
- 46. right-handed or Left-handed?
- 47. how many pillows do you sleep with?
- 48. are you missing someone?
- 49. do you have a tattoo?
- 50. what is your best friend's name?
omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free
we should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love
LMAO
- me: relationships are stupid ill just be alone
- me: omg look at that cute couple fuck i am so lonely
- me: people are shit i dont need them
- me: i need someone to cuddle with me
STALK MY MIND, I DARE YOU.
- ♥ - Name something that makes you happy?
- ♬ - Put your iPod on shuffle and name the first 10 songs to come up.
- ✐ - What was the last book you read and what did you think of it?
- ★ - Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
- ✘ - A pairing in a fandom that everyone else seems to love that you dislike?
- ☺ - If you could pick one OTP, which one would you pick?
- ☠ - The last imaginary thing that made you cry (eg. in a TV show, movie, book)
- ♪ - What is the most embarrassing song/album on your iPod?
- ♛ - Favorite fictional character?
- ♢ - Your current relationship status?
- ✔ - Your favorite fandom?
- ☚ - The funniest conversation you can remember having?
- ☼ - Spring, Summer, Autumn or Winter?
- ✽ - What is your opinion of the last person you text?
- ♤ - Your first celebrity crush?
- ☯ - The last thing someone did for you that made you really happy?
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Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
‘I have an army,’ Maleficent taunted.
‘Yeah?’ said Rapunzel, ‘we have Kuzco.’
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
I freaking love Nyan Alexander:
It makes me laugh my pants off
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